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Beverlee Ann Arpan (Marshall)
My password is the last 8 digits of pi.
Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. That's irony.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationery.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
Alice Algae and Freddie Fungus took a lichen to each other. They got married, but he took her for granite and now their relationship is on the rocks.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
A guy tells his psychiatrist, " I'm a teepee; I'm a wigwam." The psychiatrist says, " you're too tense."
Who's guilty here? A wife is dreaming in bed. She suddenly wakes up and shouts, "quick, my husband is home!" Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window!
To find a person's true character, play golf with them.
Laugh when you can. It's cheap medicine and is more effective than anything you can buy.
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